Boredom and the art of blogging

So someone special told me that by writing where I have audience I will eventually gain a literary style and will be capable of writing in a fluid whitty manner. Apart from my desire to be a better writes that people might actually want to hire for the job, this exploration is fueled by my enormous boredom.  Blogging for me poses a few problems;  Being on line, blog content is a bit more open so I will have to omit the dozens of pornographic sketches that litter my diary. More importantly being able to write in this way needs some sense of a self importance (as in pubescant teen diaries ) which I don't have as I hardly take my self that seriously. As I'm not hiding from the Nazi occupiers in an Amsterdam attic or plan to drown my self with a pocket full of rocks I doubt very much that I'll have much to write about. In conclusion anyone reading will be subjected to a blog thats not about anything much and contains no phallic sketches. Shame.